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Traipse Reports – Trips and Races

International Travel and Running Race Reports, with bad puns and a lot of alliteration

Traipse Reports

Traipse Reports is a compilation of trip reports and race reports. I thought it sounded better than Tripe Reports, and Rape Reports would be even worse. So traipse it is.

Trips

Czech it Out! Prague Blog 2025
An Icelandic Saga (Summer 2023)
Thailand, 4x – Along for the Ride
Greek to Me (October 2019)
CaravanCun, November 2018
Sushi, Sumo & Such (Japan 2018)
Porcelain Bowl Riding – Philly Super Bowl
Plymouth (VT) Doesn’t Rock (3/2/17)
Sniffles in Seattle – October 2016
Lookity Split! – Croatia 2016
Heart of Lightness: Ben and Sai do South Africa, 2016
A Crazy Week In Paris – Fall 2015
P.O.S. (Parts of Spain)
Ben & Sai Do Italy – September 2011
Ben and Sai in Buenos Aires (and El Calafate and Iguazu) – Argentina 2009
Bangkok Days (Nights redacted) with Side Trips To Phuket, Chiang Mai & Kanchanaburi – February 2008

Races

30 Years Running – Philly Marathon 2024
Midlife Crisis Marathon (MCM) 2022
I Schloss FAR – 9/24/2022
Treadmill Training with Tommy Rivs
The First Loser (Teddy Bear 5k, 9/29/19)
If Not… (Labor Pains 12 Hour – 2019)
JFK 50, #3
Freedom’s Run 2018 – Battle Hymn of the Republicans – October 6th, 2018
Ragnar Trail Northwoods 2018
Connect Our Kids 10k – 8/19/18
Autism Speaks 5k – 7/4/18
Teddy Bear 5k – 9/24/17
Heart of Lightness – Comrades 2016
Bull Run Run 2016
Icy 3 (Icy 8, Third Time)
Columbus Marathon – 10/18/2015
The Buckle List – Old Dominion 100k – June 6, 2015
Icy 8 – Round 2 – 2015
Boston Marathon Race Report – April 21, 2014
JFK 2013
Chicago Spring Half Marathon – Race Report – 2013
St. Patrick’s Day 8k -March 10, 2013
One Long Short Story – Icy 8, February 2013
Cheat Mountain Moonshine Madness A longer race, ergo a longer report – 8/24/12
Rosaryville 50k -7/22/12

Book of Ted

Losing Like a Champion!
Covid, Part II
Merry F#cking Covid!
The Story of Cowie
FU BOB
TBOT 3 – Teddy Through 6 Months!
TBOT 2 – Electric Peekaboo
The Book of Ted, Part 1

Sad Libs

…And Justice for All?
Orange Crush? – The Dan Snyder of the GOP
A Swift Solution
Let’s Dump a Trump!
Censuring Justice
Hawley Hell! Raising Kaine
The Colored of Money
Mother of God!!
Barring Justice
Returning to South Africa
Conservative Killing
Melanagrams
Leaked Kim Letter
In Defense of Swamp Thing
The Putin Letters
No Right Answers
TPDB (Trump Presidential Daily Briefing)
VSG
Finger Farts
Dishonor Code
GOT Politics? Westeros, DC
Tulku
The Lost Boy Scout
Toxin Avenger
Code Red

Other

Cirque Du Toilette (Luzia)
A Bridge to Fall
The Super Bowl that Was – Eagles 2025!
Daisy Kakes
The Iceman Can Goeth to Hell
21 Days Earlier
Costco Surreality c/o Coronavirus
Keep Calm and Clothes On
Pheidippi-Did He?
Tommy – 4.25.2019
Blech Lager
Ode to Foles – The Hero We Deserve
G n F n R !! 10/19/2017
The Mouse in the House
A Site for Sore Eyes
Cinde-&$%-rella! October 28th, 2016
The Sad Guru of Joy – 9/23/2016

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