Merry F#cking Covid!
“I’m not a coward, I’ve just never been tested…” – MMB Despite the most reassuring assurances from a most trustworthy … Continue reading Merry F#cking Covid!
Treadmill Training with Tommy Rivs
Because my sixth sense told me that the coronavirus was coming and would close the local gyms for months, I … Continue reading Treadmill Training with Tommy Rivs
The Story of Cowie
“My name is not Cowie!!” I screamed in frustration, for the four hundredth time. Why would these idiots let their … Continue reading The Story of Cowie
Costco Surreality c/o Coronavirus
Escaping a week’s worth of cabin fever, the empty roads in the window of ordinarily rush hour congestion, I cursed … Continue reading Costco Surreality c/o Coronavirus
Keep Calm and Clothes On
Winston Churchill was a pervert. He was a tremendous politician, a prolific writer, and one of the greatest English orators … Continue reading Keep Calm and Clothes On
Greek to Me (October 2019)
Greekings (greetings from Greece). I apologize that I won’t be throwing a lot of Greek at you, but I was … Continue reading Greek to Me (October 2019)
The First Loser (Teddy Bear 5k, 9/29/19)
Some people would argue that running is for losers, because otherwise we would be playing real sports. I often argue … Continue reading The First Loser (Teddy Bear 5k, 9/29/19)
If Not… (Labor Pains 12 Hour – 2019)
“If you can fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, yours is the Earth and everything … Continue reading If Not… (Labor Pains 12 Hour – 2019)
Pheidippi-Did He?
2500+ years ago, a lone, haggard messenger arrived in Athens to announce the upset (but not upsetting) victory of the … Continue reading Pheidippi-Did He?
FU BOB
Old BOB jogging strollers are unsafe. Republicans don’t care. Continue reading FU BOB
Traipse Reports - Trips and Races 