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Traipse Reports – Trips and Races

International Travel and Running Race Reports, with bad puns and a lot of alliteration

Traipse Reports

Traipse Reports is a compilation of trip reports and race reports. I thought it sounded better than Tripe Reports, and Rape Reports would be even worse. So traipse it is.

Trips

  • Czech it Out!  Prague Blog 2025
  • An Icelandic Saga (Summer 2023)
  • Thailand, 4x – Along for the Ride
  • Greek to Me (October 2019)
  • CaravanCun, November 2018
  • Sushi, Sumo & Such (Japan 2018)
  • Porcelain Bowl Riding – Philly Super Bowl
  • Plymouth (VT) Doesn’t Rock (3/2/17)
  • Sniffles in Seattle – October 2016
  • Lookity Split! – Croatia 2016
  • Heart of Lightness: Ben and Sai do South Africa, 2016
  • A Crazy Week In Paris – Fall 2015
  • P.O.S. (Parts of Spain)
  • Ben & Sai Do Italy – September 2011
  • Ben and Sai in Buenos Aires (and El Calafate and Iguazu) – Argentina 2009
  • Bangkok Days (Nights redacted) with Side Trips To Phuket, Chiang Mai & Kanchanaburi – February 2008

Races

  • 30 Years Running – Philly Marathon 2024
  • Midlife Crisis Marathon (MCM) 2022
  • I Schloss FAR – 9/24/2022
  • Treadmill Training with Tommy Rivs
  • The First Loser (Teddy Bear 5k, 9/29/19)
  • If Not… (Labor Pains 12 Hour – 2019)
  • JFK 50, #3
  • Freedom’s Run 2018 – Battle Hymn of the Republicans – October 6th, 2018
  • Ragnar Trail Northwoods 2018
  • Connect Our Kids 10k – 8/19/18
  • Autism Speaks 5k – 7/4/18
  • Teddy Bear 5k – 9/24/17
  • Heart of Lightness – Comrades 2016
  • Bull Run Run 2016
  • Icy 3 (Icy 8, Third Time)
  • Columbus Marathon – 10/18/2015
  • The Buckle List – Old Dominion 100k – June 6, 2015
  • Icy 8 – Round 2 – 2015
  • Boston Marathon Race Report – April 21, 2014
  • JFK 2013
  • Chicago Spring Half Marathon – Race Report – 2013
  • St. Patrick’s Day 8k -March 10, 2013
  • One Long Short Story – Icy 8, February 2013
  • Cheat Mountain Moonshine Madness A longer race, ergo a longer report – 8/24/12
  • Rosaryville 50k -7/22/12

Book of Ted

  • Losing Like a Champion!
  • Covid, Part II
  • Merry F#cking Covid!
  • The Story of Cowie
  • FU BOB
  • TBOT 3 – Teddy Through 6 Months!
  • TBOT 2 – Electric Peekaboo
  • The Book of Ted, Part 1

Sad Libs

  • …And Justice for All? 
  • Orange Crush? – The Dan Snyder of the GOP
  • A Swift Solution 
  • Let’s Dump a Trump!
  • Censuring Justice
  • Hawley Hell! Raising Kaine
  • The Colored of Money
  • Mother of God!!
  • Barring Justice
  • Returning to South Africa
  • Conservative Killing
  • Melanagrams
  • Leaked Kim Letter
  • In Defense of Swamp Thing
  • The Putin Letters
  • No Right Answers
  • TPDB (Trump Presidential Daily Briefing)
  • VSG
  • Finger Farts
  • Dishonor Code
  • GOT Politics? Westeros, DC
  • Tulku
  • The Lost Boy Scout
  • Toxin Avenger
  • Code Red

Other

  • Cirque Du Toilette (Luzia)
  • A Bridge to Fall
  • The Super Bowl that Was – Eagles 2025!
  • Daisy Kakes
  • The Iceman Can Goeth to Hell
  • 21 Days Earlier
  • Costco Surreality c/o Coronavirus
  • Keep Calm and Clothes On
  • Pheidippi-Did He?
  • Tommy – 4.25.2019
  • Blech Lager
  • Ode to Foles – The Hero We Deserve
  • G n F n R !! 10/19/2017
  • The Mouse in the House
  • A Site for Sore Eyes
  • Cinde-&$%-rella! October 28th, 2016
  • The Sad Guru of Joy – 9/23/2016

Category: Trips

Trips

Czech it Out!  Prague Blog 2025

Prague is regarded as one of Europe’s most beautiful cities.  Its historic buildings survived the bombings of World War II, … Continue reading Czech it Out!  Prague Blog 2025

Trips

An Icelandic Saga (Summer 2023)

Millennia ago or maybe a month, time is tricky and these tales are timeless, two forces came together at the … Continue reading An Icelandic Saga (Summer 2023)

Thailand, 4x – Along for the Ride
Trips

Thailand, 4x – Along for the Ride

Family trip to Thailand, during Covid. Continue reading Thailand, 4x – Along for the Ride

Trips

Greek to Me (October 2019)

Greekings (greetings from Greece). I apologize that I won’t be throwing a lot of Greek at you, but I was … Continue reading Greek to Me (October 2019)

Trips

CaravanCun, November 2018

There is an election on. How is it you’re heading south? Well, we kinda face to the west and real … Continue reading CaravanCun, November 2018

Trips

Sushi, Sumo & Such (Japan 2018)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take a baby on a fourteen-hour flight? To be the … Continue reading Sushi, Sumo & Such (Japan 2018)

Trips

Porcelain Bowl Riding – Philly Super Bowl

It’s been said that bad beer beats no beer, as long as it doesn’t have fish peppers* in it. PBR … Continue reading Porcelain Bowl Riding – Philly Super Bowl

Trips

P.O.S. (Parts of Spain)

In 2014, Sai and I embarked on a two-week tour of Spain. Somewhere along the way, I took some notes … Continue reading P.O.S. (Parts of Spain)

Trips

Ben and Sai in Buenos Aires (and El Calafate and Iguazu) – Argentina 2009

[Foreword – This trip was taken a long time ago. It’s the one that started it all (as far as … Continue reading Ben and Sai in Buenos Aires (and El Calafate and Iguazu) – Argentina 2009

Heart of Lightness:  Ben and Sai do South Africa, 2016
Trips

Heart of Lightness: Ben and Sai do South Africa, 2016

Table of Contents Introduction Comrades Drugs Day 0 – Pre-Flight Jitters Day 1 – Jo-Hell-No Day 2 – Jozi and … Continue reading Heart of Lightness: Ben and Sai do South Africa, 2016

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