Conservative Killing
“Who’s done more research on the subject than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say it’s harmless. … Continue reading Conservative Killing
Category: Sad Libs
Melanagrams
Donald Trump only surrounds himself with the best people. The official women of Trump (not counting Stormy, Summer, McDougal, or … Continue reading Melanagrams
Leaked Kim Letter
Dear Donald, Donald, you are such an amazing leader of America. So much better than Obama. I am grateful … Continue reading Leaked Kim Letter
In Defense of Swamp Thing
In yet another shameless witch hunt, the media is fake-newsing a good man, besmirching the smirking hero of the EPA*, … Continue reading In Defense of Swamp Thing
The Putin Letters
Perusing the classics at the large Library of Alexandria, I stumbled across The Screwtape Letters, the 1942 short effort by … Continue reading The Putin Letters
TPDB (Trump Presidential Daily Briefing)
It’s been reported that Donald Trump is too busy to read the detailed Presidential Daily Briefings that previous presidents used … Continue reading TPDB (Trump Presidential Daily Briefing)
No Right Answers
Sandy Hook is terrible. Forget our rights, be realistic; arming idiots, not smart. (Enough acronyms, shit-for-brains). The NRA was well-represented … Continue reading No Right Answers
VSG
A very stable genius, our 45th President and supreme leader is getting ready to undergo his physical this Friday. While … Continue reading VSG
Finger Farts
Did you know that the average person farts fourteen times a day? It’s nice to know that I am above … Continue reading Finger Farts
Dishonor Code
Richard Spencer, aka Dick, or Dickon attended the same undergraduate university as I did. We’re both white males. We both … Continue reading Dishonor Code
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