Cirque Du Toilette (Luzia)
Tysons II is currently hosting the Luzia show of Cirque Du Soleil under the 2,000 plus capacity popup tents. Tickets … Continue reading Cirque Du Toilette (Luzia)
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A Bridge to Fall
On Saturday, June 28th, 2025, at approximately 1:23 p.m. EST, loud noises of destruction rang out and people ran over … Continue reading A Bridge to Fall
The Super Bowl that Was – Eagles 2025!
Over the Eagles storied history from 1977 through 2024, they appeared in four (IV) Super Bowls. While the organization was … Continue reading The Super Bowl that Was – Eagles 2025!
Daisy Kakes
Nobody takes a cake as wastefully as a Daisy Kake! Years ago, while visiting my father in Pennsylvania, his bachelor … Continue reading Daisy Kakes
The Iceman Can Goeth to Hell
(The worst episode of Cheers, ever) You know what they say, Icemen Cometh and Icemen Goeth. But sometimes you just … Continue reading The Iceman Can Goeth to Hell
21 Days Earlier
Blood came cascading down, like The Shining, except this time it took the escalator. Mall elevators are always hidden around … Continue reading 21 Days Earlier
Keep Calm and Clothes On
Winston Churchill was a pervert. He was a tremendous politician, a prolific writer, and one of the greatest English orators … Continue reading Keep Calm and Clothes On
Pheidippi-Did He?
2500+ years ago, a lone, haggard messenger arrived in Athens to announce the upset (but not upsetting) victory of the … Continue reading Pheidippi-Did He?
Tommy – 4.25.2019
Tommy used to work on the docks. Wait, wrong guy. This was the deaf, dumb and blind boy who … Continue reading Tommy – 4.25.2019
Blech Lager
As I lay here, bedridden again, laid up with what some would wrongly assume is this most virulent strain of … Continue reading Blech Lager
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