Let’s Dump a Trump!

After years of serial abuse,

Racist stereotypes and lips loose,

With a PhD in chicanery

Attacking our very democracy,

If I ran the zoo, I’d worry less about Seuss

And say let’s dump that grump, Donald J. Trump!

Surrounded by fuckups and suck-ups,

Fascists, racists, and classists (but no scientists),

Sycophants, sicko fans, and Elephants

Clinging to his fiery liar pants

The worst person since Liddle Marco in McElligot’s Pool

Is the fake hair, small handed, Fox-loved, orange fool.

Donnybrook Trump should we thank you

For spreading us the kung flu?

Downplaying the inconvenient ouchy

And silencing that pedantic Fauci

Your hubris has put the 1918 pandemic on repeat

And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street

But wait, isn’t he already gone you might ask?

And does a Zozzfozzel even need a vax or a mask?

Those are The Cat’s Quizzer of questions;

Gullible people are still prey to DT’s suggestions

Even without his dishonest disingenuous Twitter trolling

He still leads Lyin’ Ted (with his lovely wife) in CPAC polling           

Wouldn’t it be Scrambled Eggs Super!

If we could move on from this Republican Party Pooper?

The GOP is probably already without hope

They’d only make a noose if we threw them a rope

Or tie themselves up in knots with the nuts

They choose to follow instead of showing any guts

Excepting Liz and Mitt and a few others

I’d dump them all if I had my druthers

Move on beyond elephants and on beyond donkeys

On beyond zebras or any other parties

Sirs, don’t be crazy with greed

Think of our children, which all futures need.